google street view made half a cat i cant breathe
it’s the fucking middle stage of an animorph
IIM LAAUGHING SO FUCCKING HARD MY MOM HIRED SOME CLEANING LADIES AND THEY PUT MY FUCKIING HORSE MASK ON THHIS LITTLE WOODEN HORSE HELP ME
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mom stop criticizing me for spending all of my time writing jabba the hutt/obama fanfiction. this is me, mom. this is who i am. this pairing is all i have.
I’m crying because I’m eating brownie batter with a spoon that looks like this:
and when the batter seeps through the holes it looks like this:
”Maybe the only way to beat your bad luck is not caring about the outcome.”